Words in a Row

Spelling and grammer and all that stuff--supposibly its like, real important!

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Funny Stuff

 

Rudolph the Red-Foot Rhino

Left: Not a reindeer. Right: Also not a reindeer.

It is not wise to mock a rhi­no. Ho ho humbug.

‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,’ by Kurt Vonnegut. Sort Of

The sprawl­ing, epic saga of four (or five, sort of) influ­en­tial authors, all of whom have, alas, joined the choir invis­i­ble, but who also, may all our flagons of ale in Val­hal­la ever be full, can­not sue me.

Some Disassembly Required

I know how to prove that men and women are fun­da­men­tal­ly dif­fer­ent: Put a man and a woman into sep­a­rate rooms alone with a new appliance—say, a bread machine—and watch what hap­pens. The woman will make some bread. On the oth­er hand—bear in mind that this is a brand new appli­ance, right out of the box—the man will take the bread machine apart to see how it works. I’m not sure what dri­ves men to takeRead More

The True Story of the Maximally Flaccid Pud and Your Tax Dollars at Work

I wonder if I overdid this. Nah, it's perfect.

Dick, Willy, Rod and Peter would like a word.

Vote for Willy Wonka and the Oompa-Loompas: Because America Deserves NOTHING!

Vote for Willy Won­ka! Because a grownup would just want to do every­thing HIS way.

The Helicopter Song

I love the smell of The Surfaris first thing in the morning!

I love the smell of The Sur­faris first thing in the morning!

Feelings

Are you angry? Hun­gry? Hangry? Emo­tions are con­fus­ing, so here’s a chart. If you’ve ever watched peo­ple argue online, you know the argu­men­t’s over the instant some­one posts a chart. You can’t argue with charts!

Wood Eye

I won­der if the boy’s name was Woody.