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Funny Stuff
Rudolph the Red-Foot Rhino

It is not wise to mock a rhino. Ho ho humbug.
A Churnin’ Urn o’ Burnin’ FUNK!

Before Rohypnol, Jethro Tull T‑shirts were, alas, the only way a lot of guys could get laid.
‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,’ by Kurt Vonnegut. Sort Of

The sprawling, epic saga of four (or five, sort of) influential authors, all of whom have, alas, joined the choir invisible, but who also, may all our flagons of ale in Valhalla ever be full, cannot sue me.
Some Disassembly Required

I know how to prove that men and women are fundamentally different: Put a man and a woman into separate rooms alone with a new appliance—say, a bread machine—and watch what happens. The woman will make some bread. On the other hand—bear in mind that this is a brand new appliance, right out of the box—the man will take the bread machine apart to see how it works. I’m not sure what drives men to takeRead More
The True Story of the Maximally Flaccid Pud and Your Tax Dollars at Work

Dick, Willy, Rod and Peter would like a word.
Vote for Willy Wonka and the Oompa-Loompas: Because America Deserves NOTHING!

Vote for Willy Wonka! Because a grownup would just want to do everything HIS way.
The Helicopter Song

I love the smell of The Surfaris first thing in the morning!
Feelings

Are you angry? Hungry? Hangry? Emotions are confusing, so here’s a chart. If you’ve ever watched people argue online, you know the argument’s over the instant someone posts a chart. You can’t argue with charts!