The True Story of the Maximally Flaccid Pud and Your Tax Dollars at Work
I wonder if I overdid this. Nah, it's perfect.
Dick, Willy, Rod and Peter would like a word.
Vote for Willy Wonka and the Oompa-Loompas: Because America Deserves NOTHING!
Vote for Willy Wonka! Because a grownup would just want to do everything HIS way.
The Helicopter Song
I love the smell of The Surfaris first thing in the morning!
I love the smell of The Surfaris first thing in the morning!
Feelings
Are you angry? Hungry? Hangry? Emotions are confusing, so here’s a chart. If you’ve ever watched people argue online, you know the argument’s over the instant someone posts a chart. You can’t argue with charts!
John Denver Was an Alien and He Killed Himself and All I Got Out Of it Was This Boring Childhood
John Denver didn’t die, kid. He just went home.