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The Helicopter Song

I love the smell of The Surfaris first thing in the morning!

I love the smell of The Surfaris first thing in the morning!

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Tags: I are dumm, Mom

John Denver Was an Alien and He Killed Himself and All I Got Out Of it Was This Boring Childhood

John Denver didn’t die, kid. He just went home.

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Tags: Dad, First Sister, Mom, Thing 1, Thing 2

A Hell of a Band

This post is about a song by The Righteous Brothers. I don’t know if they really were righteous, but I do know they weren’t brothers.

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Tags: Dad, First Sister, Mom, Thing 1, Thing 2

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