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We and Mrs. Jones

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And now, children, hear and remember the tale of me, Billy Paul, Mrs. Jones, my friend Rob, and my dog Meatball: Long, long ago, in a little state named Kansas, which no one wants to admit coming from except the classic rock band Kansas and possibly Bob Dole, two young men and a dog were tooling around town in the legendary muscle car Charles the Deep Breather, which probably sounds silly because you weren’t there,Read More

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Tags: Charles the Deep Breather, Jensen Triaxials, Meatball, My friend Rob, Pioneer Supertuner

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We and Mrs. Jones