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John Denver Was an Alien and He Killed Himself and All I Got Out Of it Was This Boring Childhood
John Denver didn’t die, kid. He just went home.
A Hell of a Band
This post is about a song by The Righteous Brothers. I don’t know if they really were righteous, but I do know they weren’t brothers.
My Dad’s Hands
I didn’t look like a kid with big hands; I looked like a kid wearing a pair of those giant foam hands they use to play Slapjack on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.