Rudolph the Red-Foot Rhino
Left: Not a reindeer. Right: Also not a reindeer.
♬ Rudolph the gore-foot rhino ♬
♬ Had a stupid Santa hat ♬
♬ And if you thought he was a reindeer ♬
♬ You’re a moron, dude; what’s up with that? ♬
♬ All of the ackshul reindeer ♬
♬ Used to laugh and call him names ♬
♬ I say “used to” ‘cuz our hero Rudolph ♬
♬ Stomped out their useless reindeer brains! ♬
♬ Then one foggy Christmas eve ♬
♬ Santa came to say: ♬
♬ “Rudolph with your gory feet ♬
♬ “Let’s find the nearest bar: my treat!” ♬
♬ “You’re not mad then?” said our hero Rudolph ♬
♬ “No WAY!” said Santa heartily! ♬
♬ “Who needs a bunch of elves and reindeer ♬
♬ “When I have a sweatshop overseas?” ♬