In These Difficult Times
In these difficult times, times can be uncertain.
That’s why, in these challenging times, we often experience demanding times.
And in these demanding times, advertisers especially are confronted with tough times finding sufficiently severe synonyms to describe these trying times.
So, during these horrid times, we stand ready to help you through these catastrophic times; times so ghastly we scarce dare give them utterance. Because it’s really, really atrociously hard to find synonyms dreadful enough for these appalling times of harrowing times.
Therefore we find ourselves, during these apocalyptic times, feeling soberly proud and also honoredly solemn to provide you, our beloved, alert, revered, perspicacious and also eminently watchful educated wise insightful brilliant nimble sheep, with the—wait; make that brilliant nimble SHREWD, um, smart people.
Just remember: In these abominably wretched vile tragic despicable times, these times can be abjectly shocking heinous barbarically malodorous noisome putrid scabrous scatalogical pestiferous icky no-good very bad yucky and no fun at all.
That’s why we want to remind you that we’re all in this together, so why not use 70 or 80 words when one or two would do?