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Peeps

 

Pope Ernie

Call me Pope Ernie. Or His Holi­ness Ernest the Oneth, if you’re a Shi­ite Catholic.

If You Give Your Wife a Peppermint Plant…

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Touched by an Angel

Ten years since she left us: Here’s to one of the great­est dogs of all time. 

My Dad’s Hands

I didn’t look like a kid with big hands; I looked like a kid wear­ing a pair of those giant foam hands they use to play Slap­jack on the Tonight Show with Jim­my Fallon.

Children of the Sun

It was the '70s, okay? Everything had to have a vaguely erotic nude airbrushed chrome hood ornament thingy.

It’s been at least 35 years since I thought of this song. If you were in high school in the late ’70s, you’ll prob­a­bly shriek in hor­ror and out­rage just from see­ing the title and artist: “Chil­dren of the Sun” by Bil­ly Thor­pe. If, like me, you bought the album to get the hit sin­gle, he looks even weird­er on video than he did in pho­tos. Plus he’s play­ing a Les Paul strapped up almostRead More