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A Churnin’ Urn o’ Burnin’ FUNK!
Before Rohypnol, Jethro Tull T‑shirts were, alas, the only way a lot of guys could get laid.
My Dad’s Hands
I didn’t look like a kid with big hands; I looked like a kid wearing a pair of those giant foam hands they use to play Slapjack on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
Children of the Sun
It was the '70s, okay? Everything had to have a vaguely erotic nude airbrushed chrome hood ornament thingy.
It’s been at least 35 years since I thought of this song. If you were in high school in the late ’70s, you’ll probably shriek in horror and outrage just from seeing the title and artist: “Children of the Sun” by Billy Thorpe. If, like me, you bought the album to get the hit single, he looks even weirder on video than he did in photos. Plus he’s playing a Les Paul strapped up almostRead More