You’ve heard this saying: “If you don’t like the weather in (wherever you are), just wait five minutes and it’ll change!” This, my friends, is Fake News. I’ve lived in, or spent enough time in, enough states to get an idea what the weather is like: Oregon, Washington (State and DC), Colorado, Texas, Arizona, Florida (and Akumal, Mexico and Guangzho, Changsha, and Hong Kong in China). But I grew up in Kansas Kansas is the onlyRead More
Call me Pope Ernie. Or His Holiness Ernest the Oneth, if you’re a Shiite Catholic.
The sprawling, epic saga of four (or five, sort of) influential authors, all of whom have, alas, joined the choir invisible, but who also, may all our flagons of ale in Valhalla ever be full, cannot sue me.
I know how to prove that men and women are fundamentally different: Put a man and a woman into separate rooms alone with a new appliance—say, a bread machine—and watch what happens. The woman will make some bread. On the other hand—bear in mind that this is a brand new appliance, right out of the box—the man will take the bread machine apart to see how it works. I’m not sure what drives men to takeRead More
Dick, Willy, Rod and Peter would like a word.
Vote for Willy Wonka! Because a grownup would just want to do everything HIS way.
I love the smell of The Surfaris first thing in the morning!
Are you angry? Hungry? Hangry? Emotions are confusing, so here’s a chart. If you’ve ever watched people argue online, you know the argument’s over the instant someone posts a chart. You can’t argue with charts!
John Denver didn’t die, kid. He just went home.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.